You are one of those endless and hopeless romantics that have tried every trick in the book. This is a short story of your love life so far. You consider yourself to be a decent sort of chap on most occasions, except of course, during those lonely heady nights when you are a little more inebriated that you wished for.
Instead of quietly settling into your favorite corner at your favorite coffee shop during the late hours of the Friday afternoon, seemingly believing that you could avoid the rush hour traffic of all those other lonely souls rushing off home to start the weekend as early as possible, watching them rush by, catching up with some last minute shopping, hoping to catch one more glimpse of one of your favorite gals, always silently contemplating which one you should ask out, you decide to take a chance and settle on the wild fire wind, heading off to a downtown pub to be in the front row of the traditional Friday night festivities.
Much later that night, feeling a bit mindless, you despair in bemoaning the fact that you have once more come home late at night, not coming up trumps or making a good score, but coming through your living room door, sinking into your couch, digging for your companionable remote, have come up empty handed, yet again. You are not quite done. You head off to your bedroom, lift the laptop lid up and scroll straight into your regular late night live internet dating site. You ask yourself hopelessly, yet again, whether you have any messages this time of the night.
Is there anyone out there?
Is there no-one out there in the same predicament, lonely as hell and not wishing to spend another weekend on the couch, on the net, down at the pub catching a poor ballgame with a tedious bunch of fickle fellows who also have one thing in mind. It has something to do with acquiring something rather precious.
Oh, that part is easy as you whip out your charge card and flip through the classifieds. And then you realize how shamefully depressing it was the last time. The dating game for singletons like you can be quite a balls up at times. Time for a change of scenery. Time to do something that you really would never have imagined yourself doing before. Call up a witch maiden to talk about love spells that work. But this time, guys, do it right.
The spells will work if you believe.
Take this matter seriously and you might just get what you were looking for or dreaming about. With matters of the heart, you really have to have faith and, as a guy, you’ve really got to have confidence in your abilities. Going to a love medium does not mean you are lacking. You have waited too long, so this time you want it soon.